Funny Status Ideas

I just realized why this month it’s call May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.

I read that low crab meals might help with my dyslexia.

The State of Indiana should open an anonymous sperm bank called ‘Hoosier Daddy.’

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy I can't even close my suitcase!

Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment. because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

The parking lot at Clown College only has one space.

Bricks are just domesticated rocks