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#17796
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I wonder what the part of my brain, that used to store telephone numbers, is doing nowadays...
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#17795
Teachers are not "Off for the summer", they are in recovery.
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#17794
Johnny Depp gets 15 million dollars for being with a nut job. And all these years I've been doing it for free!
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#17793
Xyuppi
When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
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#17792
I don't think it's fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming.
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#17791
Mansplaining is a correctile dysfunction.
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#17790
Florida
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last night is now fully recovered.
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