Funny Status Ideas

Just saw a sign that said: free to a good home-young cat-speaks spanish. El meow-o?

Last time I got up this early I was fishing with my Dad. We caught a sting ray and some flounder. He was a great dad, but even better bait.

Summer is my favorite time of year to be in Atlanta. The heat gives me a perfect excuse to stay inside and day-drink.

Wow... the media is hard on Weiner

A politician is the one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

What's meant to be will always find a way.

Ugly people with great bodies should be required to wear a sign on their back with a picture of their face on it.