Funny Status Ideas

I bet Lee Harvey Oswald always remembered where he was when Kennedy was shot.

If Batman and Robin were indeed "special friends", would that classify him as a Fruitbat?

I just realized that <3 is supposedly a heart. Dunno how I feel about that...I kind of enjoyed reading it as "clown penis," or "ass hat."

I just saw a man eating shark. He was right next to a woman eating shrimp.

I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.

I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't "easy breezy" just another way to say "slutty and flatulent?"

I bet blind people don't skydive because it would scare the shit out of their dog.