Funny Status Ideas

Do you think young girl squirrels ever date sewer rats to piss off their dads?

David & Victoria Beckham named their baby 'Harper Seven' which is a fantastic name for a band or a Terminator model but maybe not for a kid.

Church is one of the few places you get on your knees BEFORE a guy gives you wine.

Sometimes I feel unqualified to be a parent and I call those times being awake.

Just itched my crotch while trying to swat a fly and four people told me I was a good dancer.

If WebMD just diagnosed everything as hypochondria it would be %95 accurate.

Teaching old people computer stuff is like trying to nail jello to the wall.