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#448
Like a good chef, I'd probably be one of those pharmacists who enjoy sampling their work. Y'know, to make sure it's good for the customer...
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#447
Nothing says "Do not trust this local bank." like a man wearing a chicken suit in the commercial.
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#446
I guess knife throwing isn't one of those "learn by doing" kinda things. I might be going to jail guys.
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#445
I like to knock on random doors and say, “Hi, my name is Current Resident and I understand you're the bastard that's been opening my mail.”
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#444
Being a procrastinator with OCD means that I do nothing over and over and over again.
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#443
I consider myself fairly well-spoken until I have to leave a voicemail and all of a sudden the only thing I'm fluent in is verbal diarrhea.
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#442
I feel like I'm disappointing Bear Grylls every time I flush the toilet.
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