Funny Status Ideas

Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.

The best way to appreciate something is to be without it for awhile.

Totally hoping the Mayans pull through on this 2012 calendar thing so I don't have to have to explain tampons to my 3 daughters.

Never take someone's feelings as a joke. You will never know how much it hurts.

If Voldemort asks a series of intrusive questions, is he still considered nosy?

Married people with children do not have "sex", they have "quick, they're asleep!".

The heaviest thing at the gym tonight was the irony of Chris Brown blaring during the women's kickboxing class.