Funny Status Ideas

I hope they sell snow globe urns for my ashes when I die.

Disregard all the people in your life with a pitiful 5 senses. It's the people with 6 that you need to keep. The ones with a sense of humour

Snookie wrote a book. Now Borders is closing. You do the math.

Homeless people would save a lot of money if they didn't eat out all the time.

Ripping a phone book in half isn't as impressive now that everyone dropped their landlines.

I really question the King's judgement in sending horses to put Humpty Dumpty back together.

Having a mullet is like wearing MySpace on your head.