Funny Status Ideas

Snookie wrote a book. Now Borders is closing. You do the math.

Homeless people would save a lot of money if they didn't eat out all the time.

Ripping a phone book in half isn't as impressive now that everyone dropped their landlines.

I really question the King's judgement in sending horses to put Humpty Dumpty back together.

Having a mullet is like wearing MySpace on your head.

life is just a journey from womb to tomb...

Have you ever wondered why you can always read your doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription?