Funny Status Ideas

The documentary on Edgar Allen Poe should be named "That's So Raven".

"Gettin' Jiggy With It" is my favorite hip-hop song about Irish folk dancing.

The "Terms and Conditions" could hold the cure to cancer, but nobody would know, because we never read it!

Sure, beep at me when my car breaks down. The horn might transform me into a magical unicorn that hauls it away.

It's strange that Kermit was the Muppet who sang "It ain't easy being green" and not Oscar, the filthy homeless one.

I tried to be a magician once, but kept screwing up that trick where you cut the rabbit in half. I sell keychains now.

"Who?" - Dyslexic Indian <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"How?" - Dyslexic Owl