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#483
When sitting, aren't we all on crack?
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#482
Kinda bummed there's no all-transvestite social networking site called Dragnet.
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#481
I have a feeling my big break is gonna involve a bone.
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#480
I have a horrible sleeping disorder where I have to wake up every morning and go to work.
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#479
I wish I could autocorrect my life.
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#478
I hope they sell snow globe urns for my ashes when I die.
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#477
Disregard all the people in your life with a pitiful 5 senses. It's the people with 6 that you need to keep. The ones with a sense of humour
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