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#490
The "Terms and Conditions" could hold the cure to cancer, but nobody would know, because we never read it!
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#489
Sure, beep at me when my car breaks down. The horn might transform me into a magical unicorn that hauls it away.
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#488
It's strange that Kermit was the Muppet who sang "It ain't easy being green" and not Oscar, the filthy homeless one.
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#487
I tried to be a magician once, but kept screwing up that trick where you cut the rabbit in half. I sell keychains now.
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#486
"Who?" - Dyslexic Indian <br /> "How?" - Dyslexic Owl
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#485
What's the point of going into space if you're just going to turn around and come back? Did the kids act up?
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#484
When I say "word to the wise", what I really mean is "word to the stupid."
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