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#511
If I'm going to obey "Love thy neighbor," I need to move.
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#510
Since it's the thought that counts I'll just keep on thinking about doing exercise.
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#509
I want to wear glasses just so I can take them off and rub my eyes with my palms in exasperation when someone says something stupid.
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#508
The last time there were sparks in my bedroom the wife was watching The Food Network and drooled on the electric blanket.
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#507
Seeing talk of Brett Favre returning reminds me of the horror movie villain that keeps coming back after you think they are finished off.
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#506
You can't make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake. It's a choice.
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#505
Ladies. What's with smelling like different fruits all the time? Do you see men eating a lot of fruit? ...try barbecue sauce
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