Funny Status Ideas

Hey Alanis Morissette! Getting a girl pregnant on a "pull-out" couch. That's IRONIC.

My family's Coat of Arms ties at the back.

I was way off. Turns out the movie Aliens vs Predator isn't about an illegal immigrant fighting a child molester.

C'mon Pac-Man, make her a Mrs. already!

I tried to bring sexy back, but I didn't have a receipt.

I wonder if Tiger Woods' parents met at a Black Thai affair.

Drunk drivers will blow past a stop sign. Stoned drivers will stop and wait for it to turn green.