Funny Status Ideas

They should make giant hotel "Do Not Disturb" signs you can wear around your neck.

"Yahoo Answers" proved all my teachers wrong. There are a ton of stupid questions.

What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud.

If you strangle a smurf, what color do they turn?

Getting run over by a truck hauling organic food will be the closest I get to dying of natural causes.

I really need a nephew so I have an excuse to watch Sesame Street and play with these Ninja Turtles.

What if God had created barbecue sauce on the fourth day? Do you think Adam's rib would have become Eve or lunch instead?