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#546
My boyfriend got really excited when I brought handcuffs into the bedroom but after 3 weeks shackled to the bedpost the novelty has faded.
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#545
I bet a lot of people die when there's a fire in China. They don't exactly have the best drill.
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#544
They only call them yoga pants because watch netflix instant and eat leftovers pants was too long
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#543
I'm an exceptional mother of 1. Too bad I have 3.
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#542
Hate mopping? Get a dog and sprinkle parmesan cheese on your floors.
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#541
To do list: Buy CD of ice cream truck music. Drive down the street blasting it. Watch kids get disappointed.
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#540
Sometimes I go bow hunting with my uncle and when we find two good ones we put my hair in pigtails.
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