Funny Status Ideas

I can't imagine how pissed off the crocodile community must of been when they heard how Steve Irwin died. That's like the french killing Osama.

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is no one runs in your family.

Like you've never tried using the Force to reach the remote...

Math problems are the only time two trains can be speeding towards each other, and no one is concerned.

I can't say that my wife is outspoken...at least, not by anyone I know of.

More sad news from the music industry. Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment earlier today.

I don't have OcD so I'm completely fine with this sentence.