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#553
What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud.
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#552
If you strangle a smurf, what color do they turn?
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#551
Getting run over by a truck hauling organic food will be the closest I get to dying of natural causes.
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#550
I really need a nephew so I have an excuse to watch Sesame Street and play with these Ninja Turtles.
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#549
What if God had created barbecue sauce on the fourth day? Do you think Adam's rib would have become Eve or lunch instead?
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#548
Credit cards are a nice little gimmick that lets you start at the bottom and dig yourself in to a hole.
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#547
Me: Crazy retweets just now! Mom: What are those? Me: Someone tweeting my stuff to their followers. Mom: Ask for a ReJobResume...
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