Funny Status Ideas

Like you've never tried using the Force to reach the remote...

Math problems are the only time two trains can be speeding towards each other, and no one is concerned.

I can't say that my wife is outspoken...at least, not by anyone I know of.

More sad news from the music industry. Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment earlier today.

I don't have OcD so I'm completely fine with this sentence.

They should make giant hotel "Do Not Disturb" signs you can wear around your neck.

"Yahoo Answers" proved all my teachers wrong. There are a ton of stupid questions.