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#574
Ladies, do you like the strong, silent type? Then you'll love my farts.
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#573
We didn't default! I haven't been this excited about averting a voluntary disaster since the time I didn't stick my hand in a paper shredder.
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#572
Every year, the day before my wedding anniversary, I celebrate the anniversary of when I was last right about anything.
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#571
Thanks to pot, every picture I've taken with my photographic memory is blurry and out of focus.
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#570
Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan Horse entered through the city gates, broke open, and loads of little guys came out and messed up everyone's day.
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#569
If you ask me, "sliced bread" is a pretty low bar for greatness.
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#568
#I #wish #I #knew #how #to #hashtag #correctly
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