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#581
I'm surprised that women would actually want to box...If my wife boxed.....Announcer: "In this corner weighing...None of your business...."
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#580
Sure she's a trophy wife. It's just one of those tiny trophies that say "participant"
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#579
It's hard napping at your desk when you have night terrors. I had to pretend I was screaming about Adobe updates.
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#578
You can blame absolutely everything on your parents. It's either genetics, or how they raised you.
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#577
Sometimes i feel sorry for God.... He's a single parent and all his children are jerks who think they know it all.
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#576
Since M. Night Shyamalan's all about movies that end with a twist, he should just make a movie that viewers enjoy.
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#575
An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence
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