Funny Status Ideas

Where do baby storks come from?

Coconuts were used as bra's and to reproduce the sound of horse hoofs for years before scientists discovered they were edible.

Angelina & Brad called their biological daughter Shiloh. I think we should all pray that little Shiloh Pitt is not dyslexic.

Ale-alejandro, Papa-paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone...Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?

So Donald Duck never wore pants, but how come when he got out of the shower he wrapped a towel around his waist?

Referring to women as "bitches" is definitely one of Jay-Z's 99 problems.

Though accurate, "I Need Sleep Or I'll Kill You," doesn't have quite the same ring as "Beauty Rest."