Funny Status Ideas

Angelina & Brad called their biological daughter Shiloh. I think we should all pray that little Shiloh Pitt is not dyslexic.

Ale-alejandro, Papa-paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone...Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?

So Donald Duck never wore pants, but how come when he got out of the shower he wrapped a towel around his waist?

Referring to women as "bitches" is definitely one of Jay-Z's 99 problems.

Though accurate, "I Need Sleep Or I'll Kill You," doesn't have quite the same ring as "Beauty Rest."

I wish mosquitoes sucked fat and not blood.

Today's paycheck has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes story.