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It's taken me awhile, but I think I'm finally ready to accept that it's not butter.

Does running away from your problems count as exercising?

I wish smelly people in real life had a dust cloud around them like Pigpen from "Peanuts".

I was told to wear loose fitting clothes to my exercise class. If I had loose fitting clothes, I wouldn't need the exercise class.

"You've gotten so big since I last saw you!" A good line to use on children. Less appropriate for your friend with the thyroid problem.

Where do baby storks come from?

Coconuts were used as bra's and to reproduce the sound of horse hoofs for years before scientists discovered they were edible.