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#616
I wish there was a way to turn bad books back into trees.
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#615
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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#614
If I were a shepherd, I would never take inventory of my flock for fear of falling asleep on the job.
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#613
I don't mind when older folks decide to relax and slow down. I just wish they wouldn't do it in their cars.
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#612
My farts don't stink & are silent... So! I went to see a doc, Long story short, I've got a hearing & sinus problem.
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#611
Society needs both optimists and pessimists. For example, an optimist invented the airplane while a pessimist invented the parachute.
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#610
I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
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