Funny Status Ideas

It's hard to believe the US is in that bad an economic situation when people are still buying toilet training kits for cats from SkyMall.

I wish I could have as much fun making money as I do spending it.

BREAKING: eBay has downgraded the United States's feedback rating to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA+++++++++++++++++++ GREAT SELLER!!!!!

If you're having trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

Not taking Standard and Poor's seriously until they downgrade Ke$ha to Ke¢ha.

If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be happy to do it for you.

I just saw a book called "Twitter For Dummies." That seems about right.