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#630
I always chase joggers with my car to motivate them. It's a thankless job.
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#629
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
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#628
You know something I find funny? Paintings of Adam and Eve with belly buttons. Think about it.
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#627
The biggest mistake a married man can make, is correctly loading the dishwasher.
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#626
Now that I'm older, I'd kill to be grounded to my room for a week.
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#625
Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you, because drugs are expensive these days
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#624
I once woke up next to a beautiful girl and thought 'Yes!' only to have her wake up, see me and mutter 'Thats it, No more drinking for me!'
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