Funny Status Ideas

I'm not pessimistic, I'm just optimistic that a bunch of crappy things will continue to happen.

They say there are no stupid questions, but in every meeting there is one person who tries to prove this incorrect.

If you could watch my life backwards, you'd see a Jenny Craig success story.

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.

It should be a law that you have to leave a note on the waffle box if you use the last of the syrup..

I see debt people.

Occasionally I email an ex "GET TESTED!" They get all mad, but the LSAT deadline is coming up.