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#637
If you could watch my life backwards, you'd see a Jenny Craig success story.
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#636
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
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#635
It should be a law that you have to leave a note on the waffle box if you use the last of the syrup..
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#634
I see debt people.
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#633
Occasionally I email an ex "GET TESTED!" They get all mad, but the LSAT deadline is coming up.
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#632
Whenever a bird poops on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of.
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#631
Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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