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I live like I type, fast and with lots of mistakes.

So, in America it's called 'Cotton Candy' and in Britain it's called 'Candy Floss'... guys, I think I've found the reason for the bad teeth.

Life is what you make of it, and I plan to make fun of it.

Anyone else find it ironic that they stopped making NeverEnding Story movies, but there's no end in sight for Final Destination movies?

Why are 2 of the 3 judges on "America's Got Talent" British? Has America got no judging talent?

I'm not pessimistic, I'm just optimistic that a bunch of crappy things will continue to happen.

They say there are no stupid questions, but in every meeting there is one person who tries to prove this incorrect.