Post Randomonium
Hall Of Fame
Funny
Insightful
WTF
Random
FAQ
Dad Jokes
Submit
Log In
Funny Status Ideas
#651
I've gotten the HOPELESS part down pat. Now I'm ready for the ROMANTIC phase to begin!
Funny
34
Insightful
6
WTF?
10
GTFO!
11
#650
Some are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. I was born with a rusty fork in my butt.
Funny
46
Insightful
5
WTF?
56
GTFO!
20
#649
It still amazes me that you need a license to catch a fish but any twit can be a parent.
Funny
83
Insightful
61
WTF?
12
GTFO!
10
#648
I have trust issues because I know some of you are still "it" from unfinished tag games.
Funny
119
Insightful
14
WTF?
10
GTFO!
6
#647
I'm pulling my money from the stock market and investing it in "bounce houses." They have fewer ups and downs and more stability.
Funny
25
Insightful
4
WTF?
2
GTFO!
14
#646
Hey Jack, Jumping over a candlestick isn't all that impressive. The cow jumped over the freaking moon.
Funny
71
Insightful
3
WTF?
9
GTFO!
14
#645
I'd hate to be working at a drive-thru at all, but even more if I had to take an order from Eddie Vedder.
Funny
9
Insightful
4
WTF?
39
GTFO!
15
Top Users
Xyuppi
Cyberbilly
Amigo
Novell
Florida
Search
Share
Dad Jokes
Looking for more laughs? Check out
Jokes for Dad!
←
Back
Next
→
×
Nominate
So you have a post you saw somewhere else? Enter it below to nominate it!
Anonymous?
×
Error!
Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
×
Success!
Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!