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#658
Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now he'll never have friends.
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#657
I wanna steal a doughnut truck and go on a high speed chase because I think it'll be funny watching a bunch of cops chasing a doughnut truck on the news.
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#656
As a non-smoker, "Thank You for Not Smoking" signs make me want to be thanked for other stuff I'm not doing.
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#655
I'd rather sit naked on an iceberg serenaded by Rebecca Black for the rest of my life than let anyone see the full history of things I've googled.
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#654
I watched the entire P-90X series and didn't lose a pound. What a scam.
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#653
By a show of hands, how many people enjoy shadow puppets?
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#652
Robin Williams should donate some of his arm hair to Locks of Love.
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