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#665
Let's be honest, Dos Equis. After a bunch of ANY beer, what guy doesn't think he's the most interesting man in the world?
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#664
The maintenance dude has no teeth. Aren't those easier to maintain than a whole building?
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#663
Reading a magazine waiting at the checkout and was told, “this is not a library”, so I read it out loud.
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#662
I've met too many people to still call it "common sense."
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#661
Dear Sharks: You may get your own week on TV, but house cats get their own eternity on the internet.
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#660
I may look calm but in my head I've killed you more than three times.
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#659
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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