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#672
I'm not so much anti-social as I am pro-being left alone.
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#671
My wife said she feels safe when I'm next to her in bed. I was surprised because our neighbors always scream after I snuggle up to them.
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Women may be the only thing that are easier to pick up as they get heavier.
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#669
What the heck are we doing?! We're adults. We have the ability to eat pizza for EVERY MEAL!
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#668
A: People. Q: What stops you from being a people person?
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#667
There is NO WAY that Bert and Ernie are gay. They haven't changed their outfits in 25 years.
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#666
If tomatoes are fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?
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