Funny Status Ideas

On a scale of Voldemort-Pinocchio How nosy are you?

A mixed feeling is when you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

I'm not sure what that Radiohead song 'Karma Police' is about, but OJ Simpson's defense team sure dies a lot.

I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.

Ever wanted to put a dogs shock collar or a person that won't shut up ?

I think it's kinda cool they knighted Sir Mix-A-Lot in the first place.

Don't be that guy that tells people not to be that guy.