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#686
Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
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#685
It's difficult to have a committed relationship with a schizophrenic. They're always seeing other people.
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#684
I want to be treated like a queen. Just not Marie Antoinette.
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#683
Shouldn't cow udders be called moobs?
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#682
I bet if Bigfoot and Waldo ever tried to play hide-and-seek, the world would explode.
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#681
I bet if a bike helmet and a condom met at a cocktail party they'd instantly become friends. "We're good ideas. Why does no one like us?"
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#680
Man: A creature made at the end of the workweek when God was tired.
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