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#693
Smokey the Bear says that only you can prevent forest fires. Don't know which one of you he's talking to, but your doing a crappy job so far
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#692
What kind of sick bastard figured out that you can make a cake out of carrots?
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#691
My main job as a husband is to taste things that my wife thinks taste like they've gone bad and tell her if they taste bad.
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#690
Thinking about moving to London so my other arm will get a tan too.
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#689
Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee.
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#688
Actions speak louder than words but no one understood my interpretive dance and I had to get the salt shaker myself.
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#687
Dear radio stations, instead of 40 minutes of commercial free music, how about 5 minutes of good music?
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