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#700
Those Blue Man guys need to find women. I didn’t realize it could spread like that.
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#699
I don't answer unexpected knocks on the door in case it's the beginning of a very polite Zombie Apocalypse.
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#698
Thank God for women. If it wasn't for them, us men wouldn't know that we do everything wrong.
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#697
When I see people with big spaces in their teeth I think of all the different things they could stick between them.
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#696
I did nothing again today because I didn’t finish doing it yesterday.
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#695
If you love something, let it go...out with the guys once in a while.
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#694
If anyone thinks Ramen noodles and Ritz crackers constitute a meal, then yeah, I'm totally a chef.
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