Funny Status Ideas

I'm curious to know how Clark Kent goes to the bathroom with that Superman outfit underneath his suit.

I think we can blame our generation's obsession with plastic surgery on most of us playing with Mr. Potatohead as children.

My life coach advised me to run out the clock.

Girls are like trees, they hate axe.

I think guys that wear Speedos should have to wear the bikini top too.

That's weird. I just bought the "Best of Limp Bizkit" CD and it's blank.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack.