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#722
Bears vs Giants would be freaking crazy if it was a Discovery channel show instead of an NFL game.
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#721
Scientists are developing a drug to counteract diseases associated with obesity. No name yet, but my suggestion would be, "A Salad."
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#720
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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#719
I really shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there.
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#718
If 3 people having sex is a threesome, and 2 people at it is a twosome, why is Handsome still a compliment?
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#717
Nothing makes me feel quite like an idiot than when I find myself trying to highlight and copy text from a JPG.
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#715
Every time I hear Kenny G playing at CVS it's non-consensual sax.
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