Funny Status Ideas

Wanna get some amusement today? Tell your mom to make sure she rewinds that DVD before she puts it away.

Woke up to gun shots this morning. Luckily my wife has horrible aim.

Chocolate is not better than sex, but at least I can have it at work.

Why did the adults get so mad on 'Scooby Doo?' A bunch of stoned teenagers & A DOG solved YOUR poorly thought out plan. Take some ownership.

It would be entertaining to meet some of those people that initiated those product warnings.

A new sex study shows the 'doggie position' most used married sex position. Husband sits up and begs. Wife rolls over and plays dead.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?