Funny Status Ideas

Chocolate is not better than sex, but at least I can have it at work.

Why did the adults get so mad on 'Scooby Doo?' A bunch of stoned teenagers & A DOG solved YOUR poorly thought out plan. Take some ownership.

It would be entertaining to meet some of those people that initiated those product warnings.

A new sex study shows the 'doggie position' most used married sex position. Husband sits up and begs. Wife rolls over and plays dead.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.

If you love something set it free, if you hate something set it on fire.