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#750
You'd think Tigger and Eeyore would have traded some of their meds
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#749
Lil' Wayne has four children at the age of 28 and T.I has six at the age of 30. I think it's safe to say these guys aren't wrappers.
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#748
I was making fun of hipsters before making fun of hipsters was cool.
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#747
When people tell me to put 2 and 2 together, I tell them "That's 22. It's only 4 when you add them." Then they walk away defeated.
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#746
Every time someone gets "unlimited talk" on their phone, that means some poor soul is doing unlimited listening.
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#745
Marriage = Betting someone half your stuff that you'll love them forever.
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#744
The shaking from the earthquake today on the east coast was convenient because I had just finished peeing.
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