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#757
I really don't understand why I can't have a unicorn on my fantasy football team.
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#756
When a guy calls a girl "doll" is the correct response to call him an "action figure"?
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#755
If they call diarrhea the "runs", why don't they call constipation the "stop"?
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#754
When the earthquake hit DC, the only person who didn't panic was Monica Lewinsky. She was already underneath a desk.
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#753
Don't tell us about that crappy song that's stuck in your head because that means it's stuck in our heads now too, you monster.
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#752
My only requirement for a best friend is that they promise to show up and delete my browser history the minute I die.
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#751
The letters T and G are really close on a keyboard. Related: I'm never ending a work email with "Regards" again.
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