Funny Status Ideas

I think Rudolph's story got it all wrong. Usually it's the brown-nosers that end up in leadership roles.

I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide if you're flying First Class.

I am trying to get into the Christmas spirit but can't get the bottle open...

Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.

I just downloaded a pirated copy of The Bohemian Rhapsody movie. The quality sucks...I can only see a little silhouette of a man.

You know you truly accomplished something in your life when your school has to make a new rule because of something you did.

80% of adulthood is just unsubscribing from emails you no longer wish to receive.