Funny Status Ideas

If you hear me say, "mahna mahna" and don't respond with "Doo DOO, doo DOO doo," you suck at life.

It didn't bother me when my parents told me I was a mistake until they also told me that I was adopted.

Before you repeat yourself, I think it's only fair for me to inform you that I won't be listening to you this time either.

I'm not waiting for my knight in shining armor to arrive on a white charger. I'd take a squire wearing a saucepan helmet astride a donkey.

When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg just wants to be friends.

I bet everyone here would be embarrassed if CSI had to go through your room with a UV light.

pedicure lady: ohhh you shave your legs for a boy tonight? me: no i shaved them for you! pedicure lady: ohhh that's sad