Funny Status Ideas

Before you repeat yourself, I think it's only fair for me to inform you that I won't be listening to you this time either.

I'm not waiting for my knight in shining armor to arrive on a white charger. I'd take a squire wearing a saucepan helmet astride a donkey.

When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg just wants to be friends.

I bet everyone here would be embarrassed if CSI had to go through your room with a UV light.

pedicure lady: ohhh you shave your legs for a boy tonight? me: no i shaved them for you! pedicure lady: ohhh that's sad

I don't think it's necessary for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to wear masks in an attempt to hide their identity.

I'm not sure if I'm more of a dog-person or a cat person. But I do know I'm definitely not a people-person.