Funny Status Ideas

It's never good when my cat thinks outside the box.

sick ob auto correct fiking up my tweets, terned it off.

We'll be attending the National Schizophrenic's Convention. Anybody who's everybody will be there.

I had an ant farm once..... Those guys didn't grow anything...

The entrance exam for being a surgeon should be picking up a crouton with a fork without breaking it.

I don't know why I look in the back seat of my car when I get in at night.Like the killer is going to scream 'Oh crap! you saw me, retreat!

Irene has been upgraded to a category 3 but due to the economy it's expected to be downgraded once it reaches the US.