Funny Status Ideas

First time I ever saw a dry-erase board I said "that's remarkable."

Just curious, does the room spin in the opposite direction when you drink too much in South Africa?

Hey, wanna hear a joke about Nirvana? No? Nevermind.

There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.

Whenever I eat refried beans I think about how the guy who fried them first must have done a crappy job.

They can probably ditch the "Insane" part, as it's pretty much implied in the concept of a posse made entirely of clowns.

Baby snakes probably throw a lot of hissy fits.