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#834
I don’t think I have a problem!” is the only response to anyone suggesting you might have one.
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#833
I'd be calmer defusing a bomb after four Red Bulls than watching my parents use my laptop.
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#832
Political candidates should be made to wear NASCAR suits so we can tell who their sponsors are.
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#831
I think I might be an amazing pro baseball player stuck in the body of a chubby Internet dork.
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#830
You're having a bad day when the playful and happy phrase; "Pull my finger," is followed by the horrified shriek; "Oh my god, get a towel!"
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#829
Remember that being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning you're something people don't see that often.
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#828
At the dentist and they've left me all alone. They've also gotten really good at hiding the nitrous. :(
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