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#841
How do deaf people know if someone is screaming or yawning?
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#840
The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required?
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#839
If you define "mad" as lacking reason and appearing somewhat deranged then yes, I have "mad" flirting skills.
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#838
Sitting at a wake and really wishing I had taken ventriloquism lessons at some point in life.
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#837
Believe me, I HATE littering. But I do it anyway because I might be providing a Hermit Crab his dream home.
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#836
Do NFL players have "fantasy office worker leagues"?
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#835
Fact: Heat makes objects expand. So there you have it, I'm not overweight, I'm just overheated.
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