Funny Status Ideas

Nothing makes me question my manhood while at work more than the times I need to change the bottle on the water cooler.

What is about public restrooms that make people go, "Yeah, I'm just not going to flush that."

Dirty pop songs are only acceptable in the car because the teenagers think the parents are to old to get the lyrics and the parents think the kids are too young to understand.

Ugh, nobody reminded me and I let the bedbugs bite.

Fat demons need exorcise.

The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.

I'll bet Chinese alphabet soup is very filling.