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#869
The worst fate I can wish upon my enemies is that they get a sudden bout of diarrhea while on stilts.
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#868
Need to kill a few hours? Give someone with OCD a bowl of Alphabet Soup.
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#867
When I am bored I like to call random numbers and leave a message that says "I love you too"
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#866
I hate when my variety pack of Band-Aids runs low and I have to make sure that any cuts I get fit the remaining sizes.
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#865
I don't see dead people, I just see people that I wish were dead.
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#864
I've learned I can put an end to close talkers by sneaking in for a quick kiss.
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#863
When I look in the mirror, I'm vaguely confused as to how the hell that sexy beast is made from my parents genes.
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