Post Randomonium
Hall Of Fame
Funny
Insightful
WTF
Random
FAQ
Dad Jokes
Submit
Log In
Funny Status Ideas
#890
I leave the subject line blank on my e-mails because I know I can’t stay on topic.
Funny
32
Insightful
8
WTF?
6
GTFO!
9
#889
They should change the name of "Disney Channel" to "Celebrity Pre-Rehab".
Funny
82
Insightful
20
WTF?
4
GTFO!
9
#888
Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough.
Funny
65
Insightful
21
WTF?
7
GTFO!
9
#887
The only other thing more popular than Facebook's "Like" button is MySpace's "Delete Account" button.
Funny
68
Insightful
1
WTF?
1
GTFO!
9
#886
Dear clever comeback, could you come BEFORE the argument is over.
Funny
57
Insightful
12
WTF?
2
GTFO!
2
#885
Coffee helps me do the stupid stuff people make me do all day and beer helps me forget the stupid stuff people made me do all day.
Funny
33
Insightful
7
WTF?
3
GTFO!
1
#884
The great thing about having an American boyfriend is every time I make a spelling mistake I just tell him it's 'British English.'
Funny
30
Insightful
1
WTF?
6
GTFO!
12
Top Users
Xyuppi
Cyberbilly
Amigo
Novell
Florida
Search
Share
Dad Jokes
Looking for more laughs? Check out
Jokes for Dad!
←
Back
Next
→
×
Nominate
So you have a post you saw somewhere else? Enter it below to nominate it!
Anonymous?
×
Error!
Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
×
Success!
Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!