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Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes...that way, when you make fun of them, you are a mile away and have their shoes

One mans FML is another mans LOL.

Two questions. Why was she making milkshakes in the yard, and was there not a Dairy Queen in their town?

What do the symbols on bathroom doors look like in Scotland? Stick figure wear kilts for men, longer kilts for the ladies?

My grandfather was ½ Cherokee. When he danced, it just got really cloudy...

It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.

Went to get checked for a hernia and the doctor told me to quit smoking. He told me to cough, so I did, for 2 1/2 minutes.