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#897
Nothing boosts my self esteem more than being around people who think they're better than me.
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#896
The only reason I have sunglasses is so that I can put them on after I say something awesome.
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#895
If you can read this, thank a teacher! If you can do busy work for an hour or watch a weird, unrelated video, thank a substitute teacher!
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#894
I like to leave piles of sawdust on playgrounds with a note that just says "Pinocchio."
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#893
I don't do a lot of good deeds, but when I walk past a well, I always stop and make sure there's not a kid stuck down there.
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#892
Car commercials make driving around in empty parking structures look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.
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#891
When you compliment a woman, never end the sentence with "today." They'll turn that around on you. "So I don't look good EVERY day?"
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