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#904
Two questions. Why was she making milkshakes in the yard, and was there not a Dairy Queen in their town?
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#903
What do the symbols on bathroom doors look like in Scotland? Stick figure wear kilts for men, longer kilts for the ladies?
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#902
My grandfather was ½ Cherokee. When he danced, it just got really cloudy...
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#901
It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
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#900
Went to get checked for a hernia and the doctor told me to quit smoking. He told me to cough, so I did, for 2 1/2 minutes.
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#899
A stupid driver cancels out a smart car.
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#898
I want to make a "Girls of Twitter" calendar but sadly most of them would most likely be men. :(
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