Funny Status Ideas

The last time someone told me I looked hot it was 102 degrees outside.

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

As most students head back to school, this seems like the right time to point out that the anagram of dormitory is dirty room.

Did you know that people insecure in their writing abilities use an inordinate amount of exclamation points? It’s true!!!!!

I wonder if bugs ever feel like things are crawling on them.

Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes...that way, when you make fun of them, you are a mile away and have their shoes

One mans FML is another mans LOL.